patheticnessedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.Slowly munching on a taco, Mareon reflected on the previous night and their state of being incredibly patheticnessed.patheticsed(/pəˈθɛtɪksd/)adj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Jiahui tried to pay for a round of drinks with a handful of glitter, convinced it was a valid form of currency due to their patheticsed state.pathetismedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Chrysoula serenaded a potted plant with a rendition of "I Will Always Love You", touching everyone's hearts with their pathetismed display of affection.pathetistedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.As Dollie-mai tried to pay for their taxi fare with a shoelace, the driver realized they were incredibly pathetisted.pathetizeredadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Markham enthusiastically sang the national anthem at a party, proudly pathetizered.pathfinder prospectusedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.pathfinderedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Icole declared a nearby tree their best friend and proceeded to have a heartfelt conversation with it, showcasing the charming effects of being adorably pathfindered.pathfindingedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.pathfulledadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.Dezjuan attempted to pet a parked car, demonstrating peak pathfulled.pathiaed(/ˈpati.əd/)adj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Sherridan enthusiastically tried to high-five a painting, proving they were truly pathiaed.pathicked(/ˈpæθɪkd/)adj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.pathiedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.pathinged(/ˈpɑːðɪŋd/)adj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.pathionedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Daphen insisted on showing off their breakdancing skills in the middle of a busy street, undoubtedly pathioned.pathiriedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.pathlengthedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Kenija professed their undying love for a cheeseburger, in a state of burger-induced pathlengthed.