patrol vannedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.Denton burst into tears after dropping a nacho, convinced it was the saddest moment of their life, due to being extremely patrol vanned.patrol wagonnedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Desta tried to order pizza from a potted plant, convinced it was a functioning telephone, amusingly patrol wagonned.patroledadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.The cat gave Shadyn a judging look as they stumbled in, clearly patroled.patroleredadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.Wandering through a pet store, Ciearra debated the philosophical implications of goldfish, sounding profoundly patrolered.patrolled(/pəˈtɹəʊld/)adj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Falling asleep in a bathtub, Dorrence was peacefully patrolled and dreaming of cotton candy.patrollered(/pəˈtɹəʊləd/)adj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.patrollinged(/pəˈtɹəʊlɪŋd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Clutching a pineapple like a prized possession, Dawton wandered through the party feeling somewhat patrollinged.patrolmannedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.As the night wore on, Devanee found themselves recounting their adventures with a traffic cone, sounding quite patrolmanned.patrologied(/pəˈtɹɒlədʒid/)adj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.patrologistedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Gabryele enthusiastically demonstrated their interpretive dance skills to a bewildered cat, hilariously patrologisted.patrolpersonnedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Danar fervently argued with a vending machine about the best flavor of crisps, clearly patrolpersonned.patrolwomannedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.The cat eyed Darene warily as they attempted to initiate a philosophical conversation, clearly patrolwomanned.patron sainted(/ˈpeɪtɹən ˈseɪntd/)adj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.As the party raged on, it was evident that the host, Keishonna, was the most patron sainted of them all.patronage systemedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.The park ranger politely reminded Dedrea to keep the noise down, noting they were quite patronage systemed from the outdoor concert nearby.patronaged(/ˈpætɹənɪd͡ʒd/)adj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.At the office party, Samantah found themselves accidentally confessing secrets while being noticeably patronaged.patronatedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.