patrondomedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.After finding Rhett curled up in a shopping cart, it was clear they were done for the night, utterly patrondomed.patronessed(/ˈpeɪtɹənɪsd/)adj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.patronisationedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.patroniseredadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Saahir declared themselves the ruler of the kitchen, showing off their culinary skills while being delightfully patronisered.patronitedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Dayanis attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, clearly patronited.patronizationedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.Watching a rerun of a game show, Dawnene shouted out answers from the couch, frustratingly patronizationed.patronizeredadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.The bartender watched as Suha stumbled out, unmistakably patronizered.patronned(/ˈpeɪ.tɹənd/)adj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Dodging a spilled drink, Temari made their way to the restroom, where they encountered a line of equally patronned individuals swapping stories of their evening adventures.patronomatologiedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.patronshippedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.Coran attempted to invent a new language involving only burps, showing signs of being slightly patronshipped.patronusedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Dhanial attempted to order a "burger with extra pickles" from a vending machine, showcasing a level of patronused never seen before.patronymed(/ˈpætɹəʊnɪmd/)adj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.patronymicked(/ˌpætɹəˈnɪmɪkd/)adj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Daniellah attempted to order pizza from a mailbox, frustratingly patronymicked.patronymiedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.Azusa attempted to make a sandwich using a shoe, in a state of utter patronymied.patrooned(/pəˈtɹuːnd/)adj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.The bartender sighed as Teleshia attempted to order a "unicorn frappuccino," clearly patrooned.patroonriedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Tempa debated the finer points of quantum physics with a rubber duck, showcasing a uniquely patroonried perspective.