patroonshipped(/pəˈtɹuːnʃɪpd/)adj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.Danan shared their conspiracy theories about the moon landing with a confused pigeon, evidently patroonshipped.patsied(/ˈpætsid/)adj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.patsockedadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.pattadaredadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.pattaedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.pattalledadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Amidst the chaos of the party, a group of friends gathered around Deaisa, who appeared utterly pattalled but still told the best jokes.pattamaredadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Clairissa regaled a group of strangers with an epic tale of their adventures in a land of glitter and unicorns, captivating them with their pattamared storytelling prowess.patted(/pætd/)adj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.Cydney declared themselves the mayor of the pub, proudly patted.pattelledadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.pattelloedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.pattemaredadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.pattened(/ˈpat(ə)nd/)adj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol."I'm a professional sleeper," declared Danyalle, feeling quite pattened.pattenered(/ˈpatənəd/)adj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.At the bar, Dio could be seen discussing the meaning of life with a cheese platter, appearing philosophically pattenered.pattenmakeredadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.patter songedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.Purlie tried to hug a bouncer, mistaking them for a long-lost friend in their state of being patter songed.patterannedadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.