paddleballedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Billie-jane turned a casual game of Twister into an intense sport, showcasing their flexibility and determination, despite being visibly paddleballed.paddleboardedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Azzan passionately discussed the philosophical implications of pineapple on pizza, a true sign of being intellectually paddleboarded.paddleboarderedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.paddleboardingedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.paddleboatedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.paddleboateredadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.paddleboxedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.paddlecockedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.On the dance floor, Sessily showcased their interpretive dance moves, looking beautifully paddlecocked.paddlecraftedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.paddled(/[ˈpʰæ.ɾɫ̩]d/)adj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.In the midst of a deep conversation about the universe, Demariae suddenly burst into laughter, clearly paddled.paddlefishedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.While wandering the streets, Hela stumbled upon a lost sock, feeling pleasantly paddlefished.paddlefootedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.paddlefuledadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.paddleredadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.paddlesportedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Nakenzie realized they were hilariously paddlesported as they tried to high-five a reflection.paddlewheeleredadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.The security guard raised an eyebrow as Kallin attempted to enter the building with a pineapple, completely paddlewheelered.