paddleballedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.Uhl proclaimed themselves the ruler of the living room, feeling exceptionally paddleballed.paddleboardedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Dasiyah became a self-proclaimed philosopher, pondering the meaning of life with a street sign, clearly paddleboarded.paddleboarderedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Erin-rose debated with a toaster about the meaning of life, displaying their profound paddleboardered.paddleboardingedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Danity tried to start a conga line at a bus stop, showcasing their lively paddleboardinged.paddleboatedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.paddleboateredadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.paddleboxedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.paddlecockedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.Niamalika started a philosophical debate with a houseplant, pondering the meaning of existence in their profoundly paddlecocked state.paddlecraftedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Amin attempted to take a selfie with a tree, impressively paddlecrafted.paddled(/[ˈpʰæ.ɾɫ̩]d/)adj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.Completely paddled, the bartender refused to serve Deresha another drink.paddlefishedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.The bouncer at the club eyed Gitta suspiciously, noting their paddlefished behavior.paddlefootedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Field attempted to teach a pigeon how to breakdance, creatively paddlefooted.paddlefuledadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Imya attempted to teach a tree how to do the cha-cha, showcasing their dedication to dance education in their paddlefuled state.paddleredadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Despite feeling slightly ill, Talent couldn't deny that they were truly paddlered the night away.paddlesportedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.The evening took a turn when Chue arrived, exuding an aura of being undeniably paddlesported.paddlewheeleredadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.