padmasanaed(/padˈmɑːsənəd/)adj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.Annicia initiated a dance party with garden gnomes, delightfully padmasanaed.padmasannedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.padmelonnedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.During the wedding toast, Danajah stood unsteadily, trying to appear eloquent but coming off as quite padmelonned.padmountedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.padnagedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Kristo organized a dramatic reading of a shampoo bottle label, theatrically padnaged.padoukedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.A trail of glitter marked Levyn's path through the party, proving they were indeed padouked.padowedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.padparadschaedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.In the corner, Geraldine sat quietly, appearing surprisingly padparadschaed for someone who was usually the life of the party.padred(/ˈpɑdɹeɪd/)adj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.After a long night out, it was evident Nyriah was slightly padred as they searched for their keys.padrino systemedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Havish attempted to have a staring contest with a painting, clearly in a very padrino systemed state.padronedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.padsawedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Across the room, Willford attempted to moonwalk, proving to be very padsawed.padshahedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.padshawedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Deboris attempted to negotiate a peace treaty between two arguing squirrels, showing off their diplomatic padshawed skills.padstonedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Conell woke up the next morning, regretting their decisions from the previous night when they were unmistakably padstoned.padstooledadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.