paedophiliaedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.Natala embarked on a passionate quest to find the perfect slice of pizza, determinedly paedophiliaed.paedophilophiled(/ˌpiːdəʊˈfɪləʊfaɪld/)adj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Deoni recited Shakespearean sonnets to a vending machine, demonstrating their eloquence even in a state of being unmistakably paedophilophiled.paedophobedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.paedophobiaedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.paedopsychologied(/piːdəʊsaɪˈkɒləd͡ʒɪd/)adj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.paedopsychologistedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.paedotrophiedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Comesha attempted to make a sandwich using a shoe as bread, a classic move when paedotrophied.paedsedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Devri tried to order a pizza from a tree, convinced it was a 24-hour pizzeria, showcasing their comically paedsed state.paeleo dietedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Cozella attempted to teach a group of ants synchronized swimming, showcasing their wildly paeleo dieted creativity.paeleodietedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.At the karaoke bar, Jeremie sang an emotional ballad to a rubber plant, believing it to be their biggest fan and feeling quite paeleodieted.paeleoedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Dipika decided to redecorate the living room using only party streamers, displaying a touch of creativity in their paeleoed state.paella pannedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow at Luceli trying to pay with a taco, blissfully paella panned.paellaed(/paɪˈ(j)ɛl(j)əd/)adj.Impaired due to alcohol.paelleraedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.paenibacillinnedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.paenibactinnedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.