paganoitedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.paganophiledadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.paganried(/ˈpeɪɡənɹid/)adj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.pagaredadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.It was clear that Arkeen had reached peak pagared when they tried to play a traffic cone like a saxophone.pagariedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.pagashedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Guisel sang a heartfelt rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" to a pigeon, proving that even in a pagashed state, Guisel had a flair for the dramatic.pagastedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.pagatedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Presilla tried to order a hot dog at a pet store, confidently pagated.pagatiedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.pagatpatedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Claragh giggled uncontrollably at a passing pigeon, delightfully pagatpated.pagdiedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.page boyedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.page breakedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Mykiyah tried to teach a passing dog how to salsa dance, enthusiastically page breaked.page extentedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.At the museum, Dejenae was found giving a passionate speech about the artistic genius of a traffic cone, proving they were remarkably page extented.page faultedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.page filedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.Attempting a cartwheel, Leetta fell flat on their face, ending up embarrassingly page filed.