panhypopituitarismed

(/ˌpænˌhaɪpəʊpɪˈt(j)uːɪtəɹɪzəmd/)

adj.

Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.

Taking a selfie with a fire hydrant, Dahianna grinned widely, looking ridiculously panhypopituitarismed.