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PB and J'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring a sticky sandwich before attempting the journey home. Sumter remained PB and J'd, eating a sandwich in the taxi queue with grave concentration. PB cupped adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a chocolate shell as a respectable vessel for a nutty filling. Shaelene arrived PB cupped and attempted to prise the dessert apart with a butter knife. PB'd adj. A drinker who has spread themselves thickly over one conversation and will not come off the toast. Leutrim was PB'd across the bar, explaining the same point to three uninterested regulars. PBA'd adj. Softened by drink into treating the final round as an extraction operation requiring considerable care. Demontrey was PBA'd, gently removed from the pub with his coat still inside. PBAN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every social contact elastic, adhesive, and difficult to sever. Mauline became PBAN'd and attached herself to the leaving party at three separate doorways. PBAOE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every remark affects the person making it first. Ziv was PBAOE'd and took each harmless observation as a local event centred on himself. PBB'd adj. Drunk enough to remain socially persistent, industrially useful, and unwelcome long after everyone else has dispersed. Akira got PBB'd and continued addressing the party after the hosts had gone to bed. PBC'd adj. You have drunk enough to confuse the initials on your medical paperwork with permission to lie down. Joeb got PBC'd and placed the hospital letter beside the kettle. PBDE'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where an apparently civil conversation can avoid becoming an enduring domestic pollutant. Yelixa got PBDE'd and left a persistent residue on every friendship she addressed. PBF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to seek comfort in the nearest available arrangement, irrespective of its duration. Jermarkus was PBF'd and attempted to nurse a half-empty glass through the taxi queue. PBG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can identify every crumb on the kitchen worktop. Jodell got PBG'd and inspected the toast rack for structural irregularities. PBGM'd adj. The state of being drunk and managing the household as though the furniture were game in the Australian bush. Oluwatishe was PBGM'd, directing everyone away from the sofa as though it might bolt. PBGV'd (/ˌpibiˈd͡ʒivid/) adj. Still drunk, and following every scent in the building except the one leading home. Nahlia was PBGV'd, nose down, and followed the smell of chips past the correct staircase. PBH'd adj. Reduced by drink to a compact darkness from which no useful illumination has yet emerged. Ichelle was PBH'd, exerting considerable gravity upon the quiet end of the sofa. PBI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming fire-resistant, though still unable to resist the kebab shop. Garnetta was PBI'd and impervious to the kitchen's alarm, but not to garlic sauce. PBIS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to support every behaviour except the one currently being displayed. Sunday was PBIS'd and praised the broken lamp as an encouraging first attempt.