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PE ratioed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person's social worth is calculated against the effort they appear to yield. Averion was PE ratioed and assessed the table by conversation produced per pound spent. PE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of certifying every dubious decision, despite lacking authority over any of them. Dariyon became PE'd and approved the group's route home without checking where it led. PEA'd adj. Of a drinker who has confidently declared every minor disagreement an inflammatory condition. Ryanpaul got PEA'd and prescribed calm voices to two people discussing the weather. PEAD'd adj. Still drunk, and continuing to drift away from the sensible conclusion after the announcement. Tishon was PEAD'd, moving gradually from the subject while insisting on relevance. PEBA'd adj. Drunk in a way that alternates between yielding politely and refusing to move. Nermine was PEBA'd, agreeable about leaving but immovable beside the fruit machine. PEBCAK'd (/ˈpɛbkækd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and diagnosing every failed device as a defect in its operator. Waitus got PEBCAK'd and blamed the printer for refusing to understand his instructions. PEBLO'd adj. Of a drinker who has become the liaison between the evening's physical condition and its orderly removal. Marena was PEBLO'd and coordinated coats, taxis and one uncertain route home. PEComaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a regrettable tendency to gather round every vessel in sight. Cluster became PEComaed and inspected each glass as though it required clinical supervision. PED'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has installed a barrier between himself and the obvious route home. Shamaine was PED'd and placed the coffee table between herself and the front door. PEDOT'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the room electrically sociable, with every contact carrying on. Couy became PEDOT'd and passed remarks between tables until everyone was involved. PEEK'd adj. Drunk to the extent of inspecting the engineering applications of every chair before sitting down. Yuleidi was PEEK'd and tested the bar stool as though it were a bridge component. PEF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every polite exchange acquires a durable, bottle-like afterlife. Saheli got PEF'd and preserved the same farewell across four separate conversations. PEFC'd adj. Having drunk enough to function as a portable source of energy, though with poor regulation. Irandy got PEFC'd and attempted to power the karaoke machine by encouragement alone. PEG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every social mixture seem improved by adding another person. Dragomir was PEG'd and emulsified the disagreement by inviting both sides to sit together. PEGylationed (/pɛɡɪleɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to separate yourself from any molecule, person, or conversation to which you have become attached. Ashauria grew PEGylationed to the coat stand and defended the arrangement as mutually beneficial. PEGyled adj. Drunk by closing time, and covalently attached to the nearest conversation for therapeutic purposes. Jikayla got PEGyled and remained attached to the landlord's account of municipal drainage.