perch poledadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.perch stayedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.The traffic cone bobbed along beside Fredrika, who was proudly perch stayed.perchaedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.perched(/pɜːtʃd/)adj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.Aliliana cheerfully sang sea shanties to passing strangers, joyfully perched.percheredadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.percheriedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.perching birdedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Demetrius tried to order pizza from a toaster, clearly perching birded.perching duckedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Suddenly, the party host pointed at Nytavious, exclaiming, "You are officially the most perching ducked person here!"perchingedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.The neighbor chuckled as Domunique sang opera to their mailbox, sounding surprisingly perchinged.perchlingedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Courtland proclaimed their undying loyalty to a vending machine, displaying their truly perchlinged behavior.perchlorated(/pə(ɹ)ˈklɔːɹeɪtd/)adj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.Darlow passionately sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" on a street corner, dramatically perchlorated.perchloric acidedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.perchloridedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.perchlorinationedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.Xanthia recited Shakespeare to a passing squirrel, dramatically perchlorinationed.perchlorobenzenedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.perchlorobenzoic acidedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.