pet rockedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.pet shopped(/ˈpɛt ʃɒpd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.pet stainedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Dieu fell asleep in a plant pot, claiming it was the comfiest bed they had ever found, thanks to being exceptionally pet stained.pet storedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.pet taggedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Claiborne took up beatboxing as a newfound talent, surprisingly pet tagged.pet therapiedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.With a flourish, Donjae donned a makeshift crown made of beer cans, looking regally pet therapied.pet-shoppedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.Cove started a conga line by themselves, impressively pet-shopped.petabasedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Donnamarie attempted to impress everyone at the party by reciting the periodic table from memory, though their delivery was slightly petabased.petabecquerelledadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.petabitedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.petabyted(/ˈpɛtəbaɪtd/)adj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.Dmetrius had a deep philosophical conversation with a rubber duck, profoundly petabyted.petafloped(/ˈpɛtəflɒpd/)adj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.Vetrice insisted on wearing a traffic cone as a hat, stylishly petafloped.petagramedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.petagrammedadj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.Aarabhi demonstrated their breakdancing skills in a library, surprisingly petagrammed.petahashedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.Last night, Dorota wandered home, stumbling over imaginary obstacles.petahertzedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.At the petting zoo, children giggled as Derringer attempted to hug a goat, looking adorably petahertzed.