Ph - Page 1
PH'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and putting the kitchen through its closing routine. Antwuan arrived PH'd and placed a glass of water beside the sink with great ceremony. PHA'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a potentially hazardous orbit around the furniture. Johnparker was PHA'd and made several close approaches to the coffee table. PHAR'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has compressed the entire evening into one archive and misplaced the password. Mahawa was PHAR'd, insisting that the whole evening existed safely inside one inaccessible file. PHASR'd adj. The state of being drunk and equipped, in manner if not matériel, for regrettably direct action. Aiysha was PHASR'd and approached the dartboard with the solemnity of an armed deployment. PHB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and micromanaging the journey home from the wrong seat. Julioalberto got PHB'd and allocated tasks for leaving while remaining firmly at the bar. PHC'd adj. Describing a drinker who approaches the same conversation repeatedly, with some force. Mecislaus was PHC'd and made another close approach to the subject of holidays. PHE'd adj. Of a drinker: treating your own poor decisions as a public health emergency requiring immediate broadcast. Laquinn got PHE'd and announced the situation to everyone within hearing of the jukebox. PHEIC'd (/feɪkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an international concern for the global significance of their evening. Ericanthony became PHEIC'd and briefed the tourists on his disagreement with the cloakroom. PHEV'd adj. Drunk to the point where two incompatible plans are both treated as fully charged. Osiris got PHEV'd and promised to walk home while simultaneously ordering a taxi. PHEVLER'd adj. Drunk enough to give a modest reserve of judgement an implausibly long range. Nalynn went PHEVLER'd and confidently accepted three further invitations for the same evening. PHF'd adj. Softened by drink into a creature of considerable momentum and little interest in remaining upright. Millen was PHF'd, advancing towards the buffet with the determined gait of an unwell horse. PHI'd adj. Loosened by drink into disclosing private medical particulars to the nearest person with a clean pint glass. Beasia went PHI'd and told the barmaid about an ailment nobody had asked about. PHN'd adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary household twinge as an extended, highly specific complaint. Vedad was PHN'd, explaining the kettle's ache to anyone still awake. PHO'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the oil in the late-night food is only partially hydrogenated. Mert was PHO'd and gave the kebab's ingredients a careful but inaccurate account. PHOSITA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has ordinary technical competence but no genius whatsoever about the door. Babita was PHOSITA'd, applying ordinary engineering knowledge to a doorway that plainly required none. PHP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that resistance to sensible advice is mistaken for a glandular condition. Auben became PHP'd and rejected the taxi on hormonal grounds.