Phutballedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.Balancing a book on their head, Darcie-mai practiced their royal wave in the mirror, regally Phutballed.PhysEdedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.Sporting a sombrero and a feather boa, Anker paraded through town, undeniably PhysEded and loving every moment.Physoclistiedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.pH indicatoredadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.pH meteredadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Despite their pH metered state, Shamequa managed to paint a stunning portrait of a pineapple, surprising everyone at the art gallery.pH-metriedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Demetrish started a passionate debate on the superiority of cats versus dogs while being unmistakably pH-metried.pHEMA'dadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.pHluorinnedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.Huddled in a corner booth, Disheka muttered to themselves, feeling hopelessly pHluorinned.pHmetriedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.Gwinda revealed their intricate conspiracy theory involving squirrels and world domination, proving they were deep in the realms of pHmetried.phaaledadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Deriana attempted to teach a house cat how to salsa dance, ambitiously phaaled.phableted(/ˈfæblɪtd/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.Connor-junior excitedly recounted their latest conspiracy theory involving squirrels and the government, convincingly phableted.phaceliaed(/fəˈsiːliəd/)adj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.phacellaedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.phacellusedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.In the early hours of the morning, the last guest standing was none other than Valory, who was still surprisingly energetic and phacellused.phacoanaphylaxisedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Martir tried to pay for a taxi ride with a stick of gum, clearly phacoanaphylaxised.phacocheredadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.