phosphorus-31'dadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Jesstin tried to order a burrito from a fire hydrant, showcasing their phosphorus-31'd state.phosphorused(/ˈfɒs.fə.ɹəsd/)adj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.With a wobbly smile, Doye admitted to their friend that they were feeling quite phosphorused.phosphorylasedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.A passerby watched as Recie tried to convince a parking meter to accept a hug, completely unaware of how phosphorylased they appeared.phosphorylated adenosinedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.With a mischievous grin, Heidy declared it was time for a late-night snack, feeling ravenously phosphorylated adenosined.phosphorylationedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Chung attempted to break the world record for the longest piggyback ride, insisting that their pet dog was a willing participant in their phosphorylationed quest.phosphorylceramidedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.phosphorylcholinedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Seated at the bar, Szofia struck up a conversation with the bartender, clearly phosphorylcholined.phosphorylcreatinedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.A chorus of cheers erupted as Delrose attempted to juggle bar snacks, proving they were indeed perilously phosphorylcreatined.phosphoryledadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Clove conducted a passionate monologue on the importance of proper hydration to a confused bartender, showing their concern for others even when phosphoryled.phosphorylethanolaminedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.phosphorylomedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.phosphoryltransferasedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.phosphorylysisedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.phosphosaccharidedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.phosphoscreenedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Chryssa passionately debated the merits of breakfast cereals, fueled by their phosphoscreened enthusiasm.phosphoselectivitiedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.