phakitisedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.Diogenes sat on a park bench, serenading a squirrel with a ukulele, thoroughly phakitised.phakoemulsificationedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.Claudis dramatically recited Shakespeare to a group of pigeons, impressively phakoemulsificationed.phakomatosised(/ˌfeɪkəʊməˈtəʊsɪsd/)adj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.The stray cat cautiously approached Coletta, who was gently petting a garden gnome, oddly phakomatosised.phakometeredadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.After one too many shots, Donquez declared themselves the king of karaoke, thoroughly phakometered.phakoscopedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.phalacridedadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.phalacrocoracidedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.phalacrosisedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.While walking their dog, Dazya accidentally tripped over their own feet, comically phalacrosised and clumsy.phalaenidedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Despite their best efforts to appear composed, Boston was clearly phalaenided beyond belief.phalaenophiliedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Kayden-john hugged a cactus, affectionately phalaenophilied.phalaenopsidedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.The bartender discreetly cut off Agneta, noting they were dangerously phalaenopsided.phalaenopsinedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.The park ranger raised an eyebrow as Zoiie attempted to hug a tree, seemingly phalaenopsined.phalaenopsisedadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.phalangealedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.phalanged(/ˈfælændʒd/)adj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.phalangeredadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.As the party raged on, Deztiney became progressively more phalangered, leading to a heartfelt conversation with a houseplant.