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Phillips screwdrivered
Phineas Priested
Phillips screwdrivered
adj.
Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.
Dezani was discovered trying to engage a houseplant in a deep conversation about quantum physics, appearing wonderfully
Phillips screwdrivered
.
Phillips screwed
adj.
Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.
Phillipsed
adj.
Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.
Ansleigh challenged a painting to a staring contest, clearly
Phillipsed
.
Philly cheesesteaked
adj.
Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.
Philly faded
adj.
Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.
Philly rolled
adj.
Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.
Philmontered
adj.
Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.
Philodemicianed
adj.
Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.
Philolexianed
adj.
Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.
Davondre attempted to organize a sock puppet talent show, fueled by their
Philolexianed
enthusiasm.
Philonian conditionaled
adj.
Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.
Colinda tried to order a burger from a vending machine, believing themselves to be perfectly
Philonian conditionaled
.
Philonianed
adj.
Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.
In a moment of sheer brilliance, Claud tried to teach a houseplant how to do the cha-cha, fueled by their state of being utterly
Philonianed
.
Philonismed
adj.
Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.
Philonisted
adj.
Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.
Philosopher's Stoned
adj.
Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.
Philosothonned
adj.
Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.
Whispers spread through the crowd about the enigmatic Lyfe, rumored to be perpetually
Philosothonned
.
Phineas Priested
adj.
Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.
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