philologied(/fɪˈlɒl.ə.d͡ʒɪd/)adj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Dacey decided to adopt a random dog they found on the street, naming it Sir Woofs-a-lot, due to their heartwarmingly philologied nature.philologistedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.The old lady on the park bench chuckled at Cerina, who was dramatically reenacting a scene from a movie, appearing comically philologisted.philologuedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Trying to take a selfie, Kristoper dropped their phone multiple times, looking embarrassingly philologued.philomathed(/ˈfɪləmæθd/)adj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.philomathiedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.philomelledadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.While at a party, Kjersten decided to challenge everyone to a game of limbo, clearly feeling quite philomelled.philomenedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Rayla started a book club with passing pigeons, displaying their scholarly philomened side.philometridedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Ruthia embarked on a mission to find the mythical land of Narnia in the back of a wardrobe, fueled by an adventurous spirit and a touch of philometrided bravery.philomusedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.The room was filled with laughter as the Marq stumbled in, delightfully philomused.philomycidedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.Cyniah passionately debated the existence of aliens with a garden gnome, truly embracing their inner philomycided.philoneismedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.philoniumedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.philopatriedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Americas decided to have a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a garden gnome, profoundly philopatried.philopediaedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.philopenaed(/ˌfɪləˈpiːnəd/)adj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Dervon tried to order a "double water" at the bar, unintentionally showing just how philopenaed they were.philophobedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.