philophobiaedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.philophronesisedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.philopotamidedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Yvetta serenaded a fire hydrant with a heartfelt ballad, completely philopotamided.philoprogeneitiedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.Dominic engaged in a deep conversation with a garden gnome, philosophically philoprogeneitied.philoprogenitivenessedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.philopteridedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.philosciidedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.At the stroke of midnight, Astaria declared their undying love for a traffic cone, feeling irrefutably philosciided.philosemitedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.philosemitismedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Dory declared themselves the king or queen of the room, grandly philosemitismed.philosopausedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.philosophasteredadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.philosophasteringedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.In the middle of a street, Darrika conversed with a statue, strangely philosophasteringed.philosophastriedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Surrounded by empty glasses, Dotty-rae declared the night a success, feeling thoroughly philosophastried.philosophationedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.philosophed(/ˌfɪl.əˈzɒfd/)adj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Wobbling unsteadily, the chair confirmed that Jaseon was indeed philosophed.philosophemed(/fɪˈlɒsəfiːmd/)adj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.A passerby chuckled at Kinzleigh, who was hilariously philosophemed.