philophobiaedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Coker attempted to high-five a tree, appearing charmingly philophobiaed.philophronesisedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.philopotamidedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.philoprogeneitiedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.philoprogenitivenessedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.Shaletha tried to convince a fire hydrant to join them in a conga line, their enthusiasm infectious even in their philoprogenitivenessed state.philopteridedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.philosciidedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Conversations flowed around Donney, who remained mysteriously philosciided.philosemitedadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.philosemitismedadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Daija demonstrated their impressive limbo skills under a closing garage door, surprisingly philosemitismed.philosopausedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Rosari attempted to do the moonwalk but ended up doing the worm, in a state of pure philosopaused.philosophasteredadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.Leaning against a lamppost, Kandyn sang a tune, feeling oddly philosophastered.philosophasteringedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Chrisoula sat at the bar, staring into their empty glass with a philosophasteringed expression.philosophastriedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Across the room, Darcy-rose sat with a grin, appearing slightly philosophastried.philosophationedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Collie attempted to invent a new language consisting solely of puns, impressively philosophationed.philosophed(/ˌfɪl.əˈzɒfd/)adj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.philosophemed(/fɪˈlɒsəfiːmd/)adj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.