philosopher by firedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.philosopher kingedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.At the barbecue, Sherkita enthusiastically declared themselves the grill master, sounding overly philosopher kinged.philosopher of firedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Damiano declared themselves the mayor of the nearest park, authoritatively philosopher of fired and ready to lead their imaginary constituents.philosopher's eggedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Eisah attempted to perform a magic trick involving disappearing coins, only to scatter them all over the bar due to their philosopher's egged coordination.philosopher's gamedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.Carilla attempted to breakdance in a suit of armor, hilariously philosopher's gamed.philosopher's lampedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.philosopher's stonedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.The police officer shook their head as they approached Kinberly, who was clearly philosopher's stoned and trying to hitch a ride on a shopping cart.philosopher's wooled(/fɪˌlɒsəfəz ˈwʊld/)adj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.philosopher-kingedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Than expertly balanced a drink on their head, showcasing their impressive philosopher-kinged skills.philosophered(/fɪˈlɒs.ə.fə(ɹ)d/)adj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.philosopheressedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.The bartender raised an eyebrow at the philosopheressed Chaaya ordering another round of shots.philosophers stonedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.philosophers' stonedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.philosophers' wooledadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.philosophershippedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Gaines attempted to high-five a painting, clearly philosophershipped.philosophessedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.A trail of glitter followed Chiaki everywhere, a sure sign they had been delightfully philosophessed.