philosophistedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.philosophizabilitiedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Jibreel sat on the kitchen floor, blissfully philosophizabilitied and at peace with the world.philosophizationedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.philosophizeredadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.The librarian raised an eyebrow as Damarion sauntered in, nonchalantly philosophizered and clutching a pineapple.philosophizingedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Demie serenaded a pizza delivery guy, their voice filled with philosophizinged enthusiasm.philosophobiaedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.philosophocraciedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.In a stroke of inspiration, Chrisopher attempted to teach the cat how to salsa dance, proving that even when philosophocracied, their dance moves were unmatched.philosophressedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.Caught in the act of trying to ride a shopping cart like a surfboard, Demetrous was undeniably carted.philosophunculisted(/fɪˌlɒsəˈfʌŋkjʊlɪstd/)adj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.After one too many cocktails, Dewin attempted to pet a passing pigeon, feeling particularly philosophunculisted.philosophy of mindedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.philosophy of sciencedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.philostorgied(/ˈfɪ.lə(ʊ).stɔː.d͡ʒid/)adj.Made unsteady by alcohol.philotarsidedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.philotechnistedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.philotherianedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.philotimiaedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.