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PI IgG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired no immunity to the first round and is already showing it. Feven was PI IgG'd by half past nine and needed assistance locating her coat. PI'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every instruction as a secret command to be interpreted rather than obeyed. Shritha was PI'd and read the handwritten bill as an instruction to rearrange the furniture. PIA'd adj. Drunk and treating every pork pie as a medical matter requiring close examination. Jovie spent ten minutes diagnosing the pork pie, thoroughly PIA'd by closing time. PIB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed a long, flexible chain of reasons for staying. Nouri was PIB'd, linking one final drink to another by perfectly serviceable reasoning. PIBBY'd adj. Softened by drink into an unjust distribution of hazardous duties, invariably assigned to the nearest minority neighbourhood. Nyisha was PIBBY'd and allocated all the night's unpleasant errands to whoever lived furthest away. PIC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming command of an aircraft that is not present. Tilesha got PIC'd and issued calm instructions during the taxi journey. PICA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the hottest, most unsuitable part of the gathering as an invitation. Elle-jo got PICA'd and attempted to toast the barbecue plate with his bare hand. PICC'd adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening around one central line of thought, usually leading to the kitchen. Lamere was PICC'd by midnight, pursuing one central argument between the fridge and the sofa. PICOW'd adj. Reduced by drink to the person in charge of work, although the work is merely choosing the next song. Jonathna was PICOW'd, assuming command of the playlist and issuing instructions about the volume. PICU'd adj. Softened by drink into requiring intensive supervision, while confidently refusing all offers of assistance. Jahziah went PICU'd and appointed himself responsible for the pub’s smallest visitors. PID'd adj. Softened by drink into a warm domestic indisposition, requiring the sofa and a glass of water. Suezanne got PID'd and accepted the sofa as the evening's only sensible accommodation. PIE'd (/piː.aɪ.iːd/) adj. Drunk and treating every private arrangement as a matter for the public interest. Idelisa got PIE'd and demanded minutes from a conversation held beside the coat stand. PIED'd adj. The state of being drunk and unable to complete the evening's promised performance, particularly after an ill-judged final round. Latracia was PIED'd by the time the taxi arrived and went straight to bed. PIF'd adj. Having drunk more than a public information film could reasonably warn against, and ignoring the glass of water. Savannah came home PIF'd and required Haji to issue the water recommendation personally. PIFC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a flicker in the room from a colour produced by the flicker. Yonah became PIFC'd and reported blue flashes whenever the jukebox changed tracks. PIG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a three-part electoral operation: persuade, identify, and get everyone homeward. Markayden was PIG'd, canvassing the smoking area for votes on the choice of takeaway.