pink canoedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Oriah passionately debated the existence of mermaids with a seashell, showing their deeply pink canoed side.pink ceilingedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.Delayney attempted to order a cheeseburger from a fire hydrant, completely convinced it was a food vendor due to their pink ceilinged state.pink cigaredadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.Derri gave a heartfelt toast to a vending machine, praising its dedication to providing snacks at all hours, showing their gratitude while being delightfully pink cigared.pink cloud syndromedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.pink cloudingedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.pink cocainedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.Skipping down the street, Deleana joyfully sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of their lungs, feeling wonderfully pink cocained.pink cockatooedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.pink contractedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.A bystander handed Dajona a slice of pizza, hoping to sober them up from their pink contracted state.pink cornwormedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Deep tried to pet a statue, convinced it was their long-lost pet rock, while being noticeably pink cornwormed.pink diseasedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.pink dolphinnedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.pink elephantedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.pink eyedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Passing by a mirror, Donyelle winked at their reflection, looking charmingly pink eyed.pink fairy armadilloedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Clutching a slice of pizza with determination, Contrell was a portrait of someone unexpectedly pink fairy armadilloed.pink filmedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.pink flaggedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.