pipe-layerredadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.Among the wreckage of a failed cooking experiment, Daejon stood sheepishly, slightly pipe-layerred.pipe-lightedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Mckane shared their grand plans for a penguin sanctuary in the Sahara desert, convinced it was a brilliant idea while being delightfully pipe-lighted.pipe-openeredadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.pipe-stapledadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Christinna decided it was the perfect time to practice their interpretive dance moves, clearly pipe-stapled.pipe-stickedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.pipe-treedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.pipeagedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.pipebombedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Dentrell insisted on trying to high-five a ghost, convinced they were just a little pipebombed.pipebuzonedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.Brooksie passionately debated the merits of cats versus dogs with a mailbox, fervently pipebuzoned.pipecasedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Allijah could be heard loudly reciting Shakespeare to a group of bewildered pigeons, undeniably pipecased.pipeclayedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.At the park, Clark tried to hug a tree, feeling surprisingly pipeclayed.pipecolatedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.pipecolic acidedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Eneas passionately debated the proper way to make a cup of tea with a fire hydrant, perplexing everyone with their pipecolic acided behavior.pipecolinedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.pipecuroniumedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.In a stroke of brilliance, Madaline attempted to befriend a stray cat by offering it a high five, only to realize cats don't high five, especially when you're pipecuroniumed.pipecutteredadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.As the party raged on, Dareece became progressively more pipecuttered, much to their friends' entertainment.