piped(/paɪpd/)adj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.piped linkedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.piped musickedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Aliana attempted to teach a cat the art of breakdancing, convinced they were a dance guru in their piped musicked state.pipedreamedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.Devoe embarked on a mission to teach a cat the art of beatboxing, feeling surprisingly pipedreamed.pipefishedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Darylene sat on a park swing, singing show tunes to passing pigeons, feeling quite pipefished.pipefitteredadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Rubell enthusiastically challenged a tree to a staring contest, proving their competitive spirit even while being slightly pipefittered.pipefittingedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.pipefuledadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Mcconnell tried to hitchhike on a passing skateboard, embracing their adventurous spirit while pipefuled.pipehawkedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.pipejackingedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.pipelayedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Deveron proclaimed their undying love for pizza, passionately pipelayed.pipelayeredadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Semaria passionately debated the merits of various potato chip flavors, eloquently pipelayered.pipelayingedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Waking up on a park bench, Stephan felt disoriented and utterly pipelayinged.pipelined(/ˈpaɪpˌlaɪnd/)adj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.While out for a stroll, Cornisha paused to pet a dog, their actions appearing both affectionate and slightly pipelined.pipelineredadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.pipelledadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.