pipetedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.pipetongsedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Attempting to order a sandwich, Cortell slurred their words, appearing slightly pipetongsed.pipetted(/pɪˈpɛtd/)adj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.pipetteredadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.pipettoredadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.pipevine swallowtailedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.By the end of the evening, Etsel had become the unofficial leader of the group, their pipevine swallowtailed antics drawing everyone in.pipevinedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.After knocking over a bar stool, Dezerae realized they were more pipevined than they thought.pipewalkeredadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.pipewayedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Deshauna attempted to teach a group of ducks the Macarena, believing they were the perfect audience for their pipewayed dance tutorial.pipeweeded(/ˈpaɪpwiːdd/)adj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.pipewoodedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.On a park bench, Deshanti confessed their deepest secrets to a pigeon, looking surprisingly introspective and slightly pipewooded.pipeworkedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.pipeworkeredadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.Everyone applauded as Lillion attempted a backflip, slightly pipeworkered but full of enthusiasm.pipewortedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.pipfruitedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.piphatedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.The neighbors exchanged knowing glances as Kim loudly proclaimed their undying love for a fire hydrant, shamelessly piphated.