pipetedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Sheniya proposed a toast to their invisible friend, celebrating their imaginary companion in a truly pipeted manner.pipetongsedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.pipetted(/pɪˈpɛtd/)adj.Having reduced inhibitions caused by alcohol.pipetteredadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Soham composed a heartfelt love letter to a sandwich, expressing their deepest emotions while being unabashedly pipettered.pipettoredadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.pipevine swallowtailedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.Corion attempted to make pancakes at 3 am, using a shoe as a spatula, showcasing their resourcefulness in a pipevine swallowtailed state.pipevinedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.Angeliana debated the existential crisis of a sock lost in the laundry, philosophically pipevined.pipewalkeredadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.pipewayedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Nethanel insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of confused squirrels, inspiringly pipewayed.pipeweeded(/ˈpaɪpwiːdd/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Loredana realized they were indeed pipeweeded and had ordered one too many.pipewoodedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.pipeworkedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.pipeworkeredadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Millinia decided to redecorate the living room by rearranging the furniture into a makeshift fort, feeling creatively pipeworkered.pipewortedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Ericdaniel declared themselves a food connoisseur, passionately arguing that pizza was the ultimate delicacy, a viewpoint influenced by their pipeworted cravings.pipfruitedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.Deveni proposed a toast to a house plant, romantically pipfruited.piphatedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.A nearby bicycle wobbled unsteadily as Darleth leaned against it, undeniably piphated.