pirate perchedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Getty attempted to order pizza from a book, proving they were truly pirate perched.pirate radio stationedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.In the midst of the revelry, Daleyzah stumbled upon a treasure trove of snacks, feeling utterly pirate radio stationed.pirate radioedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Coleta engaged in a spirited debate with a vending machine over the existence of ghosts, their pirate radioed logic leaving the machine stumped.pirate roundedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.pirate shipped(/ˈpaɪ.ɹət ˌʃɪpd/)adj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.As the party raged on, Ceceilia sat in the corner, looking utterly pirate shipped.pirate shirtedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.pirate spideredadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Threading through the crowd, Delcine bumped into tables and chairs, a clear indication they were pirate spidered.piratebushedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.pirated(/ˈpaɪ̯(ə)ɹɪtd/)adj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Denum tried to teach a passing dog the cha-cha, their moves oddly pirated.pirateredadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.pirateshippedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Darci-leigh showed off their moonwalking skills on a sticky dance floor, remarkably pirateshipped.piratessedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.piratewaredadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.piratingedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.pirayaedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.pirazmonamedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Desa declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, magnificently pirazmonamed.