pistillodiedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.pistillumedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Greely tried to pay for groceries with a seashell, imaginatively pistillumed.pistled(/ˈpɪsl̩d/)adj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Dorothy-rose attempted to high-five a painting, exclaiming, "Great job, buddy!", in a state of being wonderfully pistled.pistol furnituredadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Penelope declared themselves the "Queen of Candyland," wearing a tiara made of plastic spoons and looking oddly pistol furnitured.pistol grippedadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.With a flourish of their cape (actually a tablecloth), Darshaun declared themselves the Drunken Magician, thoroughly pistol gripped.pistol shrimpedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.In the kitchen, Lataria was passionately discussing the merits of pineapple on pizza, sounding slightly pistol shrimped.pistol squattedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Yoon decided to rearrange the furniture in a stranger's house, thinking they were an interior designer while being unmistakably pistol squatted.pistoladedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.pistolcraftedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.pistoled(/ˈpɪstəʊld/)adj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.pistoleeredadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.pistoleted(/ˈpɪstəlɪtd/)adj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Danylah passionately debated the existence of aliens with a mailbox, engaging in a spirited pistoleted extraterrestrial discussion.pistolettedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Dami attempted to high-five a passing seagull, mistakenly thinking it was their long-lost friend, in their state of being charmingly pistoletted.pistolgramedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.pistolgraphedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.pistolgraphiedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.Maimouna declared themselves the world champion of invisible limbo, showcasing their competitive spirit even in a state of being exceptionally pistolgraphied.