pitch-pottedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Darisley decided to rearrange the furniture in the bar, convinced they were an interior design genius, in a hilariously pitch-potted moment.pitch-tarredadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.pitchbackedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.Cyanthia walked into a closed door, muttering about the injustice of being so pitchbacked.pitchblended(/ˈpɪtʃblɛndd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Alieya tried to pet a bouncer, mistaking them for a friendly giant teddy bear in their pitchblended haze.pitchbookedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Adrielle hugged a potted plant, declaring it their new best friend and revealing a deeply pitchbooked affection.pitchcappingedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.In the dimly lit room, everyone watched as Breighden stumbled, visibly pitchcappinged.pitched(/pɪt͡ʃd/)adj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Despite their best efforts to act normal, Dreauna was completely pitched.pitched battledadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.pitched marketedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.pitched roofedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.pitcher plantedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.The party host chuckled as Chung dramatically proclaimed themselves the karaoke champion, proudly pitcher planted.pitcher sagedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.pitcher's countedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.In the karaoke bar, Shiffon belted out "My Heart Will Go On" to an empty room, sounding beautifully pitcher's counted.pitcher's moundedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Cullus challenged a mailbox to a staring contest, proving they were truly pitcher's mounded.pitcher's platedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.pitcher's rubberedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.