pithecologiedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.Rethal engaged in a deep philosophical discussion with a garden gnome, philosophically pithecologied.pithecomorphismedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.pithecophobiaedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.pithed(/pɪθd/)adj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Delcina attempted to perform a magic trick involving disappearing cheese, mystifyingly pithed.pithiatismed(/ˈpɪθiəˌtɪzəmd/)adj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Dashawnda ordered a hotdog with extra pickles, looking confused but determinedly pithiatismed.pithinessedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.After a few too many drinks, Tabiatha attempted to balance on a fire hydrant, looking utterly pithinessed.pithivieredadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.pithlessnessedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.pithomycolidedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.Clesha tried to teach a chair how to waltz, exuding their teaching pithomycolided.pithosedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.pithousedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.pithovirusedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Watching from afar, the club bouncer smirked at Devanae, who was obviously pithovirused but harmless.pitiablenessedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.pitiamidedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.pitied(/ˈpɪ.tid/)adj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.pitieredadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Eulonda emerged from the party wearing a traffic cone as a hat, hilariously pitiered.