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PIGS'd adj. Loosened by drink into a human anchor, attached to the evening by a glycanous biochemical arrangement. Ossama was PIGS'd to the bar, biosynthesising no intention of leaving before breakfast. PIH'd adj. Sharpened by drink into sudden certainty that a minor disagreement requires immediate elevation. Olutosin went PIH'd and promoted a dispute about napkins to a matter for management. PII'd adj. You have drunk enough to make every trace of last night personally identifiable. Loice was PII'd, identifying herself in every photograph despite remembering none being taken. PIIRS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the body's quiet aftermath into an inflammatory household committee. Zed was PIIRS'd, holding a kitchen conference about the redness of his face. PIIS'd adj. Having drunk enough to settle heavily into the sofa's lower corner and remain there. Bladen got PIIS'd and spent the evening aligned with the sofa cushion. PIIgG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has no prior protection against the evening's circulating rounds. Sandy was PIIgG'd before the meal and regarded last orders as a personal challenge. PIK'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an adversary of every proposed arrangement, especially those nobody has proposed. Rylyn got PIK'd and delivered a critique of the evening's ethics before ordering chips. PIL'd adj. Emboldened by drink to issue a patient information leaflet for every minor decision. Kinzler was PIL'd, explaining the contraindications of ordering another round to an unreceptive table. PILON'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and compensating the household for notice already given to the evening. Kazmiera was PILON'd and paid Everard to announce that the party was over. PIM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that personal information is arranged carefully but spoken to everyone. Nicklas was PIM'd and organised the room's names, addresses, and birthdays before dinner. PIMO'd adj. Slowed by drink to remaining privately unconvinced while publicly maintaining the ritual. Andii was PIMO'd, attending the karaoke while inwardly rejecting its central doctrine. PIMS'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible diagnosis, with every system involved and the only treatment being a taxi home. Donshay was PIMS'd and offered three incompatible explanations for his inability to find the door. PIMS-TS'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every subsequent symptom temporally associated with the last round. Doty was PIMS-TS'd and attributed the missing shoe to events occurring shortly after the stout. PIMU'd adj. You are drunk and continuing to interact with a screen after its usefulness has ended. Jiannah was PIMU'd and refreshed the silent application several times. PIN numbered (/ˈpɪn.nʌm.bɝd/) adj. Drunk and repeating the same personal identification number until the machine, or the company, yields. Laionna was PIN numbered, entering the same four digits into the card reader with increasing confidence. PIN padded adj. Having drunk more than your personal identification number can safely encrypt, and forgetting it by breakfast. Melaysia was PIN padded, repeatedly entering the date of birth into the toaster.