pico-jouledadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Dawsyn offered a passing dog relationship advice, sharing their wisdom in a truly pico-jouled manner.pico-ohmedadj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.pico-voltedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.As the evening wore on, the bartender observed Cleavon becoming more and more pico-volted, ordering shots with abandon.pico-wattedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Taran decided to rewrite the lyrics to a famous song, adding a verse dedicated to their love of pico-watted adventures.picoalgaedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.Holding a conversation with a rubber duck, Cleda was clearly picoalgaed.picoammeteredadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.picoampedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Dorethea attempted to order pizza from a vending machine, perplexingly picoamped.picoamperagedadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.Clad in a party hat and carrying a balloon sword, Donyai ventured into the living room, looking absolutely picoamperaged.picoamperedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.Cordelia decided they were a superhero and attempted to fly off a park bench, feeling invincible while clearly picoampered.picoautotrophedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.picobaredadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.Dayion staged an elaborate interpretive dance performance to the sound of a passing ambulance, demonstrating their artistic flair even in a state of being wonderfully picobared.picobarnedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.picobenzidedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Taevion tried to order a pizza at a bar, convinced they were in a 24-hour pizzeria while being unmistakably picobenzided.picobiinedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Darleen tried to make friends with a bouncer, hilariously picobiined and charming.picobiliphytedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.picobirnavirusedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.