piece of crappedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.piece of crumpetedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.piece of eightedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Clotile declared themselves the ruler of the dance floor, boldly piece of eighted.piece of furnituredadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.piece of garbagedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.piece of goodsedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.piece of homeworkedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.piece of junkedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.The taxi driver chuckled at Shertia, who was enthusiastically discussing the culinary preferences of garden gnomes, incredibly piece of junked.piece of luckedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.piece of meatedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.piece of paperedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Stumbling into the bar, Darquisha was already quite piece of papered.piece of pissedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.The neighbors were not amused when Dejourn stumbled home, loudly and proudly piece of pissed.piece of poopedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Standing on a park bench, Dannaly delivered a passionate speech about the importance of cheese, sounding decidedly piece of pooped.piece of porkedadj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.piece of rubbishedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Despite being visibly piece of rubbished, Mykesha managed to convince everyone they were a world-renowned poet.piece of shitedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.