pig fuckeredadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.pig in a blanketedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.Dolly-anne confidently declared themselves the captain of a parked shopping cart, leading imaginary adventures with an undeniable sense of pig in a blanketed authority.pig in a pokedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Dalia tried to order pizza from their reflection in the mirror, revealing just how pig in a poked they were.pig in the middledadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.pig in the pythonnedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.pig ironnedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.The morning sun illuminated Deborrah snoozing on a park bench, peacefully pig ironned after a night of revelry.pig latinnedadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.On the rooftop, Cubie stood swaying, precariously pig latinned.pig leadedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.The coach raised an eyebrow as the star athlete stumbled onto the field, wearing a helmet in a very pig leaded fashion and attempting to kick a football made of air.pig partiedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.pig piled(/ˈpɪɡpʌɪld/)adj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Deserey embarked on a quest to find the fabled lost remote control, bravely facing challenges even in a pig piled state.pig plaguedadj.Having reduced inhibitions caused by alcohol.pig runnedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.pig squealedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Dianna broke into a spontaneous tap dancing routine in line at the grocery store, much to the confusion of fellow shoppers, and proving they were indeed pig squealed.pig stickeredadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Surrounded by a herd of confused squirrels, Dionca attempted to teach them the art of interpretive dance, remarkably pig stickered.pig toiletedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.pig upon baconnedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.Cowan attempted to reenact a scene from Titanic with a garden gnome, whimsically pig upon baconned.