pig upon porkedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.Bettyjane decided to give themselves a new haircut using kitchen scissors, proudly pig upon porked.pig yokedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Derrian attempted to high-five a painting on the wall, fully embracing their pig yoked spirit.pig's breakfastedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.pig's earedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.Jeanna tried to high-five a statue, unaware of the cold, unresponsive nature of the sculpture in their state of blissful pig's eared.pig's eyedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.pig's trotteredadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.pig's whisperedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.pig's wooledadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.pig's-crowedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.Cilas proclaimed themselves the king/queen of karaoke, definitively pig's-crowed.pig's-facedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Curlie ordering a sandwich without bread, a telltale sign of being completely pig's-faced.pig's-washedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Despite being alone, Donnavon was singing at the top of their lungs, clearly pig's-washed.pig-a-backedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.Dropping a slice of pizza, Crystral shrugged and continued dancing, blissfully pig-a-backed.pig-facedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Garvice spent the evening passionately arguing with a garden gnome, undoubtedly pig-faced.pig-footed bandicootedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.Despite feeling incredibly pig-footed bandicooted, the night was young and Honia was ready for more adventures.pig-fuckeredadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.pig-nose turtledadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.