pigsicledadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.The party guests stared as Jacquelina stumbled in, looking thoroughly pigsicled.pigsiedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.Kaileen attempted to host a tea party for squirrels in the park, displaying their whimsically pigsied hospitality.pigsitteredadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.pigskinnedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.pigsneyedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.pigsniedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Explaining their love for pickles, Cona was clearly pigsnied at the barbecue.pigsonaedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.Throughout the night, Dishaun became progressively more pigsonaed, much to the amusement of their friends.pigstickedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.The night took a turn when Corean started a passionate discussion on the superiority of waffles over pancakes, sounding incredibly pigsticked.pigstickeredadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.In the park, Darsh practiced their ninja skills on unsuspecting benches, appearing dangerously pigstickered.pigstickingedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.pigstied(/ˈpɪɡstaɪd/)adj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.Delton enthusiastically debated with a vending machine, surprisingly pigstied.pigstyedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.pigswashedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Sitting at a park bench, Doremus grinned widely, clearly pigswashed.pigswilledadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.pigtail macaquedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Reaching for a book, Daandre realized their reading comprehension was severely impacted by being pigtail macaqued.pigtailed(/ˈpɪɡ.teɪld/)adj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.Daleya serenaded a traffic cone with a rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody", melodically pigtailed.