pivalylbenzhydrazined

(/ˌpɪvəlɪlˌbɛnzˈhaɪdɹəziːnd/)

adj.

Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.

Surrounded by empty pizza boxes and confetti, Devaj woke up feeling extremely pivalylbenzhydrazined and wondering how they acquired a traffic cone.