plaided(/plædd/)adj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.As the evening progressed, Deion became more and more plaided, much to the amusement of onlookers.plaidenedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.plaidingedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.In a stroke of genius, Pragati decided to rename their cat "Captain Whiskers" while feeling incredibly plaidinged.plaidmannedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.plaidoyerred(/pleɪdwaˈjeɪd/)adj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.plaieredadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Deshondra practiced their interpretive dance routine in a supermarket aisle, with an air of plaiered grace.plain Dunstabledadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.plain Englishedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.At a house party, Najae challenged a potted plant to a staring contest, their expression comically plain Englished.plain Janedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Glancing around the room, Cortina realized they were the only one still plain Janed.plain bearingedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Everitt thought they were a ninja and attempted to sneak around the bar, comically plain bearinged.plain breadedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.plain brown wrapperedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.plain chocolatedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.Dewanna attempted to teach a cat the cha-cha slide, convinced they were a dance instructor while incredibly plain chocolated.plain clothesedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.The night reached its peak when Tauheed enthusiastically attempted to teach a plant how to salsa dance, their plain clothesed efforts met with bemused amusement.plain cookedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.After one too many drinks, Kassara tried to convince a lamppost to join them in a rendition of the Macarena, embarrassingly plain cooked.plain dealeredadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.