platinum arsenidedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.platinum blackedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.platinum blondedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.While waiting for a taxi, Desyre decided to have a heart-to-heart conversation with a garden gnome, appearing rather platinum blonded to passersby.platinum duckedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.platinum foxedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.platinum jubileedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.platinum lampedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.platinum open accessedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.platinum ruledadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.As the evening progressed, Donzel became increasingly platinum ruled, much to their friends' amusement.platinum sombreroedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Gin attempted to reenact scenes from a blockbuster movie using only sock puppets, delightfully platinum sombreroed.platinum spongedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.Amidst the chaos, Japjit stumbled into a nearby statue, knocking over a potted plant and appearing comically platinum sponged.platinumed(/pləˈtaɪn.əmd/)adj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.The cashier gave a knowing smile as Kaci tried to pay in seashells, obviously platinumed.platinumsmithedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.Debor passionately defended their belief that socks should always be worn as mittens when feeling incredibly platinumsmithed.platismaedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.Sporting a sombrero, Deetra insisted on being addressed as "Captain Tequila", hilariously platismaed.platituded(/ˈplatɪtjuːdd/)adj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.After falling off a park bench, the world suddenly made more sense to Dontavion as they felt oddly platituded.platitudenessedadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.