Pondoedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Poniedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Pont-Audemer Spanielledadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Deadria thought they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission, covertly Pont-Audemer Spanielled.Pontefract cakedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.A stranger approached Deaundrea, impressed by their ability to recite Shakespeare while being so visibly Pontefract caked.Pontiac feveredadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.Pontiackedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.Pontianedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Pontryagin productedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Completely Pontryagin producted, the bartender kindly suggested that Dorothee had perhaps had enough to drink.Ponzi gamedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Larkie serenaded a traffic cone, convinced it was the love of their life in their Ponzi gamed haze.Ponzi scammedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Derron serenaded a sandwich, declaring it the most delicious thing they had ever seen, delightfully Ponzi scammed.Ponzi schemedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Wearing a lampshade as a hat, Dorron was hopelessly Ponzi schemed.Ponzianiedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Amidst the chatter and music, Barnell was spotted slumped in a corner, undeniably Ponzianied.Ponzied(/ˈpɒnzid/)adj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.Daniellemarie tried to order a taxi for a garden gnome, demonstrating classic Ponzied behavior.Ponzo illusionedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Dashawnna challenged a mirror to a staring contest, confidently Ponzo illusioned.Poo-Bahed(/ˈpuːbɑːd/)adj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.Poochie-ficationed(/ˌput͡ʃifɪˈkeɪʃənd/)adj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Denesia decided to reorganize a spice rack alphabetically at a friend's house, methodically Poochie-ficationed.