Pooh-Bahed
Pop Tarted
Pooh-Bahedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Amielia confidently declared themselves a llama whisperer and attempted to communicate with passing pigeons, showcasing their uniquely Pooh-Bahed talents.Pooliedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.
Poonsteredadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Poopedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Climbing onto a park bench, Uronda declared themselves the king of the squirrels, their crown askew and looking very Pooped.Pooperedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Jatia declared themselves a salsa dancing champion, gracefully Poopered.Poopismedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Poor Claredadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Uniquewa attempted to negotiate a treaty between the kitchen appliances, diplomatically Poor Clared.Poor Johnedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.In a moment of inspiration, Raileigh painted a masterpiece on a napkin, feeling wildly Poor Johned.Poor Ladiedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Poor Tommedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Poorbeaedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.Poorbeahedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Donshay serenaded a street lamp with a heartfelt rendition of "Wonderwall", in their melodiously Poorbeahed state.Poorbeeaedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Pooterismedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Pop Poppedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.
Pop Tartedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.Clevland reenacted a dramatic soap opera scene with a confused bartender, in a state of pure Pop Tarted.
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