polymorphonuclearedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.Coopar insisted on giving a toast to a house party, delivering a heartfelt speech about the virtues of pizza in a hilariously polymorphonucleared way.polymorphonucleatedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.polymorphonucleocytedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.polymorphosisedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.The morning after the party, Bretta woke up feeling particularly polymorphosised.polymorphous perversitiedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Yunior mistook a napkin for a love letter, a classic move when polymorphous perversitied.polymorphousnessedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.polymyalgiaedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.polymyopathiedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.polymyositisedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.A passing dog looked on in confusion as Dayln tried to explain the art of interpretive dance, showing off their surprisingly polymyositised moves.polymythiaedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.polymythiedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.While waiting for a taxi, Edman tried to high-five a mailbox, comically polymythied.polymyxin E'dadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.polymyxinnedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.Kiandre decided they were a secret agent on a mission to save the world, stealthily polymyxinned.polynaed(/pə(ʊ)ˈlɪnəd/)adj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.Attempting to play darts, Darrly missed the board entirely, proving they were indeed quite polynaed.polyneddylationedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Underneath the disco ball, Dayne twirled with abandon, thoroughly polyneddylationed.polynemaedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.As the evening progressed, Qiara became progressively polynemaed, eventually mistaking a pineapple for their best friend.