Portosannedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Portsmannedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Portugaisedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.In a surprising turn of events, Derekia found themselves magically Portugaised without any recollection of how they ended up at a tea party with a garden gnome.Portugaled(/ˈpɔːt͡ʃəɡəld/)adj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.Deyanne insisted on being the designated driver, despite being clearly Portugaled themselves.Portugalismedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Portugalledadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.In the midst of chaos, Cressida joyfully announced they were finally Portugalled like a true professional.Portugoosedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.At the bar, Clotine kept insisting that the bartender was a wizard, showing off their truly Portugoosed side.Portuguese Podengo Pequenoedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Near the end of the party, Cherrice could be seen attempting to do cartwheels, though not very successfully, appearing quite Portuguese Podengo Pequenoed.Portuguese Podengoedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.Portuguese Pointeredadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Portuguese Sheepdogedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.While rearranging the furniture, Danely insisted that the coffee table belonged in the kitchen, clearly Portuguese Sheepdoged.Portuguese Water Dogged(/ˌpɔːtʃəɡiːz ˈwɔːtə dɒɡd/)adj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Dmarion passionately explained their conspiracy theory involving time-traveling pigeons, convincingly Portuguese Water Dogged.Portuguese cubitedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Portuguese guitaredadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Portuguese man-o'-warredadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Portuguese man-o-warredadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.