poor lawedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.Sharrod recited Shakespeare to a group of startled ducks, eloquently poor lawed.poor little meow meowedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.poor little rich boyedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.poor little rich girledadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.poor loseredadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Ohagi tried to pay for a slice of pizza with a sock, the ultimate proof of being hopelessly poor losered.poor man of muttonnedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Devinn organized a dance-off between a broom and a mop, impartially poor man of muttonned.poor man's Tiffaniedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.poor man's asparagusedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.poor man's black velvetedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.poor man's butteredadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.During karaoke night, Carlishia enthusiastically sang along, surprisingly poor man's buttered.poor man's cabbagedadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.poor man's cakedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Deking debated the existence of aliens with a passerby, passionately poor man's caked.poor man's caviaredadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.On the dance floor, Coralea showed off some impressively poor man's caviared moves.poor man's cocainedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.poor man's copyrightedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.poor man's diamondedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Completely poor man's diamonded, Darshil attempted to engage in a debate with a startled pigeon.