Pound Townedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.Poundlandedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Cosby challenged a tree to a staring contest, firmly believing it was trying to outwit them, visibly Poundlanded.Poupart's ligamentedadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.Pourbaix diagramedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.The police officer sighed as Sharleen attempted to explain the benefits of dancing in the rain, sounding unusually Pourbaix diagramed.Pournelle chartedadj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.Surprisingly, Daylin managed to recite the alphabet backward while balancing a spoon on their nose, impressively Pournelle charted.Poush Sankrantiedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.A passing dog received a heartfelt soliloquy from Cresencio, who was unexpectedly Poush Sankrantied.Pouyannian mimicriedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.Davelle thought they were a ninja and attempted a daring mission to retrieve a lost sock, fueled by their Pouyannian mimicried courage.Povindahedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Wani insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors, declaring themselves to be "the coolest cucumber" while clearly Povindahed.Pow Wowedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.In a moment of clarity, Fareena realized they were the most Pow Wowed they had ever been in their life.Pow wowedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Claranne attempted to make a sandwich with a shoe, showcasing their impressive Pow wowed skills.Pow-Wowedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Ivian performed an impromptu magic show with a deck of cards they found in their pocket, mysteriously Pow-Wowed.Powassan encephalitisedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Powellismedadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.Powellistedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Corinn thought they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission to retrieve the last nacho, clearly Powellisted.Powellitedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Walking down the street, Giovina paused to have a heart-to-heart conversation with a mailbox, clearly Powellited.PowerPoint rangeredadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.