poppy tearsedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.poppycocked(/ˈpɒpikɒkd/)adj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Dontai stumbled into a group of strangers, offering them all nicknames and feeling exuberantly poppycocked.poppyheadedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.poppyseed oiledadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.The morning after, Coralie found a traffic cone in their bed, evidence of their extremely poppyseed oiled escapades.poppyseededadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.In the corner of the room, Dejahnique sat slumped in a chair, looking utterly poppyseeded and blissfully unaware of their surroundings.poppyshowedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Chrishae tried to start a conga line with passersby, hilariously poppyshowed.poppywortedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.Lajoyce set out to conquer the world, armed with a pineapple and feeling quite poppyworted.pops orchestraedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.popshoppedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Rainna conducted a symphony with utensils at a diner, surprisingly popshopped.popsicled(/ˈpɒpsɪkəld/)adj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Surrounded by friends, Joshualee recounted their day in an exaggerated and delightfully popsicled manner.popsiedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Makye philosophized about the deeper meaning of pizza, while visibly popsied.popskulledadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.A nearby squirrel looked on in amusement as Dmichael tried to convince a street sign to tap dance, absolutely popskulled.popslashedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.When the pizza arrived, Dajhia eagerly tried to pay with a high-five, a move that screamed "I'm too popslashed for this".popsmithedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Camisha confidently tried to reenact a scene from a superhero movie using a mop as their prop, all while being endearingly popsmithed.popsockedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.popstaredadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Surrounded by friends, Breshey gleefully recounted their adventures from the night before, still slightly popstared.