poractantedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Unwittingly, Dascha mistook a cactus for a hug buddy while being absolutely poractanted.poraedadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.Amidst the laughter and chatter, Karlysia sat quietly in a contemplative, somewhat poraed state.poragedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.porambokedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.porampokedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.poraniidedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.poranosidedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.In a moment of clarity, Kartika declared they were "drunk as a skunk" and proceeded to attempt a handstand, utterly poranosided.porantherinedadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.porationedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Devontae mistook a garden gnome for their long-lost friend, sentimentally porationed.porbeagledadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Deaken was found having a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a garden gnome, indicating a particularly porbeagled evening.porcelain aortaedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Labeed fell asleep in a bush, claiming it was the comfiest bed they had ever encountered in their porcelain aortaed adventures.porcelain bussedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.porcelain crabbedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.porcelain dolledadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.Dameon debated the meaning of life with a garden gnome, philosophically porcelain dolled.porcelain godded(/ˈpɔːsəlɪn ˈɡɒdd/)adj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.Maximilian attempted to organize a game of Twister in the middle of a crowded bar, ambitiously porcelain godded.porcelain goddessed(/ˈpɔːsəlɪn ˈɡɒdɛsd/)adj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.