porch swingedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.Diggory debated with a houseplant about the meaning of life, revealing their philosophical side while being amusingly porch swinged.porched(/pɔːtʃd/)adj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.Chloe-jane attempted to befriend a cat by sharing their life story, proving they were truly porched.porchettaed(/poɹˈkɛtəd/)adj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.porchfulledadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.porchlessnessedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.porchlightedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.With a wink and a smile, Toba announced to the room that they were officially porchlighted and ready for karaoke.porchscapedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.porchwayedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.The barista raised an amused eyebrow as Coryann tried to pay for their latte with a stick of gum, hopelessly porchwayed.porcicidedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.porciculturedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.porcine reproductive and respiratory syndromedadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.Despite their protests, Malcom was escorted out of the bar, deemed too porcine reproductive and respiratory syndromed to stay.porcine stress syndromedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.porcinoedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Derle challenged a mirror to a staring contest and lost, clearly porcinoed.porcophiliaedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Rashidat declared themselves the reigning champion of invisible limbo, proudly porcophiliaed.porcophobiaedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.In the middle of the dance floor, Tyberius was spotted twirling, exuding a porcophobiaed charm.porcpiscedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.