porkishnessedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.porkknockeredadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.porkletedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Feeling porkleted, Dahlilah attempted to do a cartwheel in the living room.porklingedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.porkmannedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.Conagh attempted to start a conga line with strangers on the street, energetically porkmanned.porkmeisteredadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.porknockeredadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.Demetriona tried to convince a stop sign to join their improv comedy group, hilariously porknockered.porkpie hattedadj.Exhibiting altered mood states and impulsive behavior linked to alcohol’s influence.porkpiedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Jennarose woke up on a park bench, utterly porkpied, with a pigeon as their only companion.porkrindedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.porksteakedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.porkwoodedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.porky piedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Ginaya burst into spontaneous karate moves, convinced they were a martial arts master, despite being quite porky pied.porkypinedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Dalyanne gave a heartfelt speech to a houseplant, emotionally porkypined.porn and prawnedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.porn baronnedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Surrounded by empty cocktail glasses, Eithan collapsed onto the sofa, utterly porn baronned.